SCARY MOVIE 6 HOMEWORK

Before the new Scary Movie arrives to ruin horror movies for all of us again, revisit the films they parodied. Catch the references, spot the clichés, and prepare to laugh at people making the worst decisions humanly possible. #COOLisinSession

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

Three students get lost in the woods and somehow decide the solution is more filming.

FRIDAY THE 13TH

Camp Crystal Lake remains the worst-reviewed vacation spot in cinema.

HALLOWEEN

The man has one facial expression and it’s “menace.”

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

A group of attractive teens discovers that covering up crimes is actually stressful.

THE RING

Tempura, Sushi, Sashimi! [the answer is within my father's heart! Follow the blood!]

SCREAM

Ghostface made cordless phones terrifying.

SHINING

Hotel rating: zero stars.

THE SINNERS

Two Michael B. Jordans can never be enough

SMILE

Dentists everywhere loved the free publicity.

THE SUBSTANCE

Skincare influencers watched this movie and quietly logged off.

THE SIXTH SENSE

A kid sees dead people while audiences pretend they totally didn’t spoil the ending already.

URBAN LEGEND

Proof that listening to scary stories at sleepovers can eventually get you murdered.

WEAPONS

Children mysteriously vanish at exactly the same time; then one snap of a twig later, they’re Naruto-running like the world’s creepiest field trip.